The Berrics - Zach The Intern

Asset Reallocation

Many people walk thru the doors of the berrics on a daily basis. And boy do I hear some of them complain, but you'd be surprised at what they complain about. No, the number one complaint is not, "Hey Zach, you said you were going to teach me how to do switch tre bombs down the stairs, what happened?." or "Zach, Chase told me all the shit you did for your Battle Commander, why don't you ever skate with me?" Those are #2 and #3 complaints. The #1 complaint is, "Zach, we need some drinks in this palace." So, I filtered that to a good friend of mine, Chocolate's own, Chris Roberts, and we decided that enough was enough. I helped him assess the situation, gave him the numbers to call the right people and within 24 hours had gotten a machine delivered to the Berrics' front door. That's just how I work people.

Zach The Intern and Chris Roberts

In the short amount of time the vending machine has spent inside the berrics it’s already won the hearts and minds of the skaters. The variety of drinks is said to literally blow minds. And don't think that fruitopia logo is going to be around much longer because it's not going to. Chris and his silent partner who shall remain anonymous, hence the "silent" partner, are mid-design on a new logo for the machine and it should be up in no time. And if anyone thought that Chris just paid for the machine and hired a vending company, think again. (see pic below)

Chris Roberts

While the machine was being wheeled into the Berrics I asked Chris how he thought this new venture was going to play out. He responded "You ever heard of a guy named Bill Gates? Well, this is how he started."

Sincerely,
Zach The Intern